Status Update Songs - what's at heart with what's at hand.

Status update song 47: Inner Northern Melbourne rain

Inner northern Melbourne rain/you are so fickle/and youre always changing and changing and changing/and we all bitch and we complain/about friends and enemies and in the end it's all the same/in the game/you gotta play/you're getting hotter getting colder getting hotter then you're getting cold again/inner northern Melbourne rain/they say the definition of when you have gone insane is/when you're making a mistake and then you go and do it over and over over again/use you're brain/save some face/have some grace/youll be okay/cause the inner northern Melbourne rain/feels your pain and it's come to wash it all away/come to wash it all away/the clouds are dark and you've lost your chain/the good the bad you gotta take/and when the weather comes sometimes all there is to do is wait/however long it takes/what can I say/you gotta stay/so you may as well enjoy the inner northern Melbourne rain.

Status Update Song 46: How Much It Is

We can't go on like this/everyday staring in the abyss/like when I'm looking at your lips/like when I'm looking at your hips/I wonder what I'd pay for this/and if I asked your for a kiss/tell me what the value is/tell me how much how much it is/im gonna make myself a list/and after put myself some ticks/im gonna put it on the fridge/wont forgot where it where it is/I'm gonna put it on the fridge/and after when I'm when I'm finished/I'm gonna do some little sums/I'm gonna see how much it comes too/show me your arms show me them wrists show me your hands them fingertips/and tell me how much how much it is/how much for red/how much for blue/how much for me how much for you /what is the value in all of this/tell me how much how much it is.

Status Update Song 45: Do it every night

I've been staying up late/trying to squeeze more in/trying to squeeze more out of life/I'm so tired/I need an early night/I need an early night/and I know that I'm right but I don't take my advice/I wonder why I've gotta do it every night/and if you're shy/well here's something in your eye/and if you're nice/I'm gonna find a way to make you lie/and when you die/I'm going to run you dry/and when you're mine/I'm going to send you down the line/I've been trying to escape/for a night and a day/I've been trying to find a way/my whole life/and I'm tired/I need an early night/I need an early night/and you know that I'm right/but you won't take my advice/I know why/you have to do it every night/and that's why/we've gotta do it every night/do it every night

Status Update Song 44: Nice Guy Shit Songs

Nice guy shit songs/tell me if I'm wrong/you've suffered so long/over something so easily said and done/but you took em on/head on/cause youre so head strong/you're gonna get flattened/you're gonna get shattered/you're gonna get shat on/you knew it all along/and might i say/its all in its way/you're one dumb cunt/go have a sook/go have a cry/go have a fake go have a lie/you've gotta be strong/if you wanna take em on/head on/cause you're gonna get flattened/you're gonna get shattered/you're gonna get shat on/you better know it all along/and might I say/you've come a long way/maybe you'll be a smart cunt one day/nice guy shit songs.

Status Update Song 43: Once A Year (We're a family)

Send me your love along with the passport and visa
Once a year we're a family we pretend we pretend to be once a year when you're here with us when your here with me we're a family we pretend we pretend once a year we're a family when you're here with me
We shouldn't need you for anything
But the government sees it differently like we're one sometimes they're right sometimes they're wrong
But I will be strong I'll keep keeping on like a dream you are here and then gone and I sing this song

No.29 Remake: December is the Friday of The Year

December is the Friday of the year and it's already here/December's got that winding down feel and I'm glad that it's here/everything slackens and less and less happens/can't start a project it's that time and you know it/someone pulled the plug out/there's that gurgling sound/and I watch as the water goes around and around/it's a fantastic feeling that feeling of inevitability/that feeling it's going to set you free to be who you want to be/december always seems to come so quickly/ December doesn't come quick enough fir me/ December is the Friday of the year and it's already here/December's got that winding down feel/I'm so glad it's here.


Status Update Song No.42: Who's the daddy?

Monogamy is an anomaly/we should fuck eachother when we get a chance/but you said/he's my he's my daddy/and I felt so so proud so proud to be/I felt so worthy/I felt so manly/so who's the daddy?/I wanna be/
hunter gatherers lived long and healthy/ they grew tall and loved one and other freely/
no they weren't up tight about love/cause they had no posessions/they didn't worry themselves/about worth about wealth/but we fucked that up/with some kind of system/that we're all victims of/and that's why it means so much when you say/he's my daddy/who's the daddy that's me.

Status Interlude No.2: giddy up horsey

Status Update Song No.41: Early Night

You should kill yourself before a child/ if you're going to take a life/I know it doesnt sound so nice/but don't you don't you don't you think I'm right?/well I wouldn't like/to decide/about that now when I'm so tired/You said Someone needs to go to bed early/I thought your right yes youre more right than you can see/even more than you believe/sometimes you just don't know how right that you can be/you should be at a certain place/before start a family/you've just got back from overseas/it's like you didn't ever really leave/ever leave/like it was/all just a dream/so I think someone needs to go bed early/I look at you and I think that I can see/and I guess that means/I look at you and I see me/ they say someone needs to go to bed early/maybe they are right more more right than we had dreamed/maybe that's just what it means/and we don't need to go reading in to deep.

Status Interlude No.1: Post Minimalism Frustration Blues (duet for ukulele and washing machine)